Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Sometimes you just gotta laugh

There are days in one's life when one really needs a chuckle. If this is such a day for you, here are a few (bad) jokes that might do the trick.

How do crazy people get through the forest?
They take the psychopath.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum and the armadillo it could be done.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick!

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!

Why did Martha Coakley lose the Massachusetts Senate seat?
Because she thought she had it in the bag, she took the people of Massachusetts for granted, she took a vacation when she should have been out working her butt off as Ted Kennedy would have been doing.

Well, maybe that last one isn't too funny. Elections have consequences. The truth is, though, that Coakley deserved to lose. But the people of Massachusetts and the country don't deserve another throwback like Brown in the Senate.

Sometimes all you can do is shake your head in wonderment at the way of the world of politics and human hubris.

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