Have you read today's headlines? The stock market is crashing. The economic recovery is stalling. Syria is slaughtering its own citizens and no one seems capable of stopping them. The planet is heating up. The politicians are up to their usual a**holery. My favorite baseball team has lost six games in a row! And to top it off, there's only one more episode of Game of Thrones on HBO and how the heck are they going to squeeze all the remaining action of the book into one episode?
What can offer us relief from this unremitting avalanche of bad, bad news? It's time to deploy the big guns. Yes, time for another entry of "Simon's Cat."